How to go from suicidal ideation to shiny happy?
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says… My 16 year-old brother can get a dime bag easier than he can get a beer. Sad ~sunshine
Cool. See if he can score me a sheet of acid. — "The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose."
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My 16 year-old brother can get a dime bag easier than he can get a beer. Sad ~sunshine – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I hate pot. If pot isn’t damaging and doesn’t cause addictions then why is the majority of a pot smoker’s time spent justifying his smoking to himself and others? Perhaps because, despite decades of quiet protest, it’s still illegal? It’s illegal because it makes you stupid. It’s illegal because the government is stupid. Making it illegal doesn’t make it any less available to people who really want to get hold of it. Making it legal makes it taxable which makes it more expensive and therefore less attractive. Making it illegal also means that the only people willing to sell it are those who do not respect the law at all, and more than likely have very low moral standards in general. I know for a fact that some dealers around where I used to go clubbing used to cut their dope with ‘white’ so that their users would indeed become addicted to their product…a small capital outlay for a good insurance policy on their customer base. If you were the government and you wanted to control the ‘problem’, what would you do? Perhaps because if you smoke it in an enclosed area it makes you smell like you haven’t taken a bath in the preceeding month? Usually potheads *haven’t* taken a bath in the proceeding month(s). Are you sure you’re not confusing potheads with hard druggies? If it really did cause addiction, I’d more than likely still be smoking it. Then you’re weak. No argument; I have an addictive personality. My point is that I gave up marijuana with hardly a backward glance…well, when I say ‘gave up’, I more sort of ran out once and couldn’t be arsed to find more. How addictive could it be? Giving up tobacco now…giving up alcohol now…let’s put it this way; I’m damned glad I never started smoking tobacco at least. Hmmm…sorry for the crosspost; I didn’t notice it until I’d finished typing all this in. There seems to be a common theme among all the groups, though, so I won’t trim them down. Does this cross-posting happen a lot around here? — ‘Kay, Chiz! #I’m not trying to tell you what to be; Oh no, oh no, not me…
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I hate pot. If pot isn’t damaging and doesn’t cause addictions then why is the majority of a pot smoker’s time spent justifying his smoking to himself and others? Perhaps because, despite decades of quiet protest, it’s still illegal? It’s illegal because it makes you stupid.
It’s illegal because the government is stupid. Making it illegal doesn’t make it any less available to people who really want to get hold of it. Making it legal makes it taxable which makes it more expensive and therefore less attractive. Making it illegal also means that the only people willing to sell it are those who do not respect the law at all, and more than likely have very low moral standards in general. I know for a fact that some dealers around where I used to go clubbing used to cut their dope with ‘white’ so that their users would indeed become addicted to their product…a small capital outlay for a good insurance policy on their customer base. If you were the government and you wanted to control the ‘problem’, what would you do? Perhaps because if you smoke it in an enclosed area it makes you smell like you haven’t taken a bath in the preceeding month? Usually potheads *haven’t* taken a bath in the proceeding month(s).
Are you sure you’re not confusing potheads with hard druggies? If it really did cause addiction, I’d more than likely still be smoking it. Then you’re weak.
No argument; I have an addictive personality. My point is that I gave up marijuana with hardly a backward glance…well, when I say ‘gave up’, I more sort of ran out once and couldn’t be arsed to find more. How addictive could it be? Giving up tobacco now…giving up alcohol now…let’s put it this way; I’m damned glad I never started smoking tobacco at least. Hmmm…sorry for the crosspost; I didn’t notice it until I’d finished typing all this in. There seems to be a common theme among all the groups, though, so I won’t trim them down. Does this cross-posting happen a lot around here? — ‘Kay, Chiz! #I’m not trying to tell you what to be; Oh no, oh no, not me…
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What? Is NA and AA Passing out Palm Pilots now instead of those stupid
tokens? If they were, I’d go and drink. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So you *don’t* want the PalmPilot?
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The only reason drugs that make us feel good is illegal is that if they were legal, we would be content sitting on our butts on the street, not paying taxes. That’s the main key, taxes. We can’t pay taxes and keep the government alive if we are content, thus the illusion that only hard work and paying some sort of imagined dues to the government and society is the only way to happiness and freedom. I say Horseshit. Perhaps because, despite decades of quiet protest, it’s still illegal? It’s illegal because it makes you stupid.
Legalizing pot won’t help that. You’ll still have to pay taxes and then you’d be having to pay taxes on pot too. If you use currency issued by a government, you have to pay taxes on your earnings and your expenditures or that government could not exist. If that government did not exist, another government would therefore be established. Now there’s nothing stopping you from living in a tent on designated public lands as long as you abide by state and federal laws. http://www.co.blm.gov/faqs/access.htm More than one-third of Colorado’s land area is owned by the public and available for public use. These public lands are managed by several federal and state agencies and local governments. Knowing about access and trespass can avoid problems among users and owners of lands, both public and private, in Colorado. This information is intended to promote public awareness concerning access to public lands with minimum interference to adjacent private landowners. — "The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose."
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The only reason drugs that make us feel good is illegal is that if they were legal, we would be content sitting on our butts on the street, not paying taxes. That’s the main key, taxes. We can’t pay taxes and keep the government alive if we are content, thus the illusion that only hard work and paying some sort of imagined dues to the government and society is the only way to happiness and freedom. I say Horseshit. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Perhaps because, despite decades of quiet protest, it’s still illegal? It’s illegal because it makes you stupid.
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I hate pot. If pot isn’t damaging and doesn’t cause addictions then why is the majority of a pot smoker’s time spent justifying his smoking to himself and others? Perhaps because, despite decades of quiet protest, it’s still illegal?
It’s illegal because it makes you stupid. Perhaps because if you smoke it in an enclosed area it makes you smell like you haven’t taken a bath in the preceeding month?
Usually potheads *haven’t* taken a bath in the proceeding month(s). If it really did cause addiction, I’d more than likely still be smoking it.
Then you’re weak. — "The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose."
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I hate pot. If pot isn’t damaging and doesn’t cause addictions then why is the majority of a pot smoker’s time spent justifying his smoking to himself and others?
Perhaps because, despite decades of quiet protest, it’s still illegal? Perhaps because if you smoke it in an enclosed area it makes you smell like you haven’t taken a bath in the preceeding month? If it really did cause addiction, I’d more than likely still be smoking it. — ‘Kay, Chiz! Cannibalise legalis!
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their panties and squirted their kidney juice into the eye of following penis-scrapings: Lots of drugs like Opiates. Heroin, Morphine or codeine, or just a pretty woman to have sex with. That’s the only cure to being happy. Everything else doesn’t get one any closer to God or to happiness.
when i need something, i read the bible. the bible is good to me. the bible makes me happy. once, god touched me and gave me a mega-chubby. i was in church at the time, and father anderson offered to appease the wood of the lord, and he went down and drew out my holy spirit. since then, i love reading about jesus. i love jesus. he’s got a cute bottom. — alt.CMMCollective: #0042 of 0069 "Mooching is Irrelevent." — "Blessed be the Followers of the Coke Truck." – Old CMM Saying. "that sig is my load, and i’m a road train." – The Lost Trucker. "You wouldn’t know a revolution if it bit you on the dick." – Frank — Brought to you by CGP Online, the CMM Collective, and Mister C of Nine http://www.users.bigpond.com/misterc http://www.users.bigpond.com/misterc/cmm/ — The Community Zero Site has all ten codes, and boobies! Go there now! <insert subliminals http://www.communityzero.com/altcmm "You’re a bunny squick." <message ends
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Try getting addicted to nicotine patches and gum instead and then weaning off those things. It worked for me and this is my 3′rd year going on 4 years without smoking. Also, remember that one slip will get you smoking again so just don’t slip, never, don’t do it. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I smoke pot pretty much every day, for the last couple of years, and the world is only getting worse. I quit smoking cigs a week ago and for a while I felt a *LOT* better – like a new person – and then the withdrawal really set in, along with depression, insomnia, and random violent outbursts. I may go back to smoking the fucking things. Your drug intake isn’t likely to change reality. — UBLS++++$ P+++ E— W– N++ w– PS+++ PE "Nietszche is dead" Y+++ PGP++ !tv b+++ e* h* r— y+ — God
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What? Is NA and AA Passing out Palm Pilots now instead of those stupid tokens? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So you *don’t* want the PalmPilot?
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I hate pot. If pot isn’t damaging and doesn’t cause addictions then why is the majority of a pot smoker’s time spent justifying his smoking to himself and others? – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Smoking pot causes you to write long rambling posts about why you should smoke pot and how all of the world’s problems can be solved by doing so. — fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
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Lots of drugs like Opiates. Heroin, Morphine or codeine, or just a pretty woman to have sex with. That’s the only cure to being happy. Everything else doesn’t get one any closer to God or to happiness.
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says… Whatta load of rubbish… I’ve smoked pot for 2 years and i can tell you it certainly doesn’t relieve my depression, often only makes it worse. In fact medical studies have proven it is a key factor in depression (for those who smoke it obviously duh)
Only dopes smoke. — fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
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it isn’t the pot that relieves your depression, it is the fact you put your thought and mind on something else other than how much life sucks. put that in your fuckin pipe and smoke it. Bad Chemistry
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I smoke pot pretty much every day, for the last couple of years, and the world is only getting worse. I quit smoking cigs a week ago and for a while I felt a *LOT* better – like a new person – and then the withdrawal really set in, along with depression, insomnia, and random violent outbursts. I may go back to smoking the fucking things. Your drug intake isn’t likely to change reality. — UBLS++++$ P+++ E— W– N++ w– PS+++ PE "Nietszche is dead" Y+++ PGP++ !tv b+++ e* h* r— y+ — God
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pot makes me depressed as fuck I dont know what your talking about. Maybe its just me? but when I stopped smoking pot I actually felt better. I knew I was depressed.as.fuck when I stopped smoking pot because I thought it would help me feel better, but I was wrong. I have been sober for 3 years now and I feel just about the same (except now I can remember things a lot better!!)
So you *don’t* want the PalmPilot? Tooloose Lowtec -Life’s a bitch… I *put* it on the list, but then I forgot to read it.
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pot makes me depressed as fuck I dont know what your talking about. Maybe its just me? but when I stopped smoking pot I actually felt better.
I knew I was depressed.as.fuck when I stopped smoking pot because I thought it would help me feel better, but I was wrong. I have been sober for 3 years now and I feel just about the same (except now I can remember things a lot better!!) ~sunshine
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pot makes me depressed as fuck I dont know what your talking about. Maybe its just me? but when I stopped smoking pot I actually felt better. — "Won’t you believe it, its just my luck. No reccess…"
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – (note to A.S.H. readers– either read this with an open mind, or simply ignore it if you honestly want to kill yourself) This is an almost guaranteed method of going from being suicidal to happy: First of all, you must free your mind from all the bullshit that has happened to you in your life. The easiest way to do this is by smoking cannabis regularly for at least a month or a few months. If cannabis laws are strict in your U.S. state or nation, you are sorta shit out of luck. If you live in a nation or U.S. state which has relatively lenient laws w/r to cannabis, you can proceed. If your job has regular drug testing, you are also somewhat shit outta luck. (check this page for more information: http://www.norml.org/legal/state_laws.shtml ) Quick list of U.S. states with lenient cannabis laws- Oregon, California, New York, Virginia.. [note: most of Europe is rather lenient w/r to cannabis] Anyway, after smoking cannabis for a few months, your perceptions of the world will more than likely change. When you go grocery shopping, get lots of fruits & vegetables, pasta, and avoid red meat. Avoid alcohol. You might notice that changing your diet to a healthy one will make you feel good almost all of the time. Cannabis will likely make your mind think in a more forward manner, rather than being depressed and always thinking you have to remember things, so do yourself a favor and purchase a Palm Pilot or simple notepad for writing important tasks down. If you can, move outside of cities. Move somewhere where you have lots of space and peace. Free your mind. Depression is all inside your head. Always listen to positive music and avoid negative thoughts and consuming negative media. Reform relationships with your family. It will all come into place with the healing herb of life. -The Rastafarian
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your wasted on pot, ya wont give a flying fuck about the rest of your life, ‘cept getting more munchies and more smoke.
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Rastafarian posted: First of all, you must free your mind from all the bullshit that has happened to you in your life. The easiest way to do this is by smoking cannabis regularly for at least a month or a few months. If cannabis laws are strict in your U.S. state or nation, you are sorta shit out of luck. If you live in a nation or U.S. state which has relatively lenient laws w/r to cannabis, you can proceed. If your job has regular drug testing, you are also somewhat shit outta luck. Sounds worth a shot, but how do I get weed regularly on my measly disability money? If I start buying, I won’t be able to pay the rent, or eat, nevermind good healthy food, etc, etc. Guess I’m pretty SOL, too? — ~^;^~
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Rastafarian posted: First of all, you must free your mind from all the bullshit that has happened to you in your life. The easiest way to do this is by smoking cannabis regularly for at least a month or a few months. If cannabis laws are strict in your U.S. state or nation, you are sorta shit out of luck. If you live in a nation or U.S. state which has relatively lenient laws w/r to cannabis, you can proceed. If your job has regular drug testing, you are also somewhat shit outta luck.
Sounds worth a shot, but how do I get weed regularly on my measly disability money? If I start buying, I won’t be able to pay the rent, or eat, nevermind good healthy food, etc, etc. Guess I’m pretty SOL, too? — ~^;^~
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(note to A.S.H. readers– either read this with an open mind, or simply ignore it if you honestly want to kill yourself) This is an almost guaranteed method of going from being suicidal to happy: First of all, you must free your mind from all the bullshit that has happened to you in your life. The easiest way to do this is by smoking cannabis regularly for at least a month or a few months.
<snip Smoking pot causes you to write long rambling posts about why you should smoke pot and how all of the world’s problems can be solved by doing so. — fUCKOFFPIECEOFSHIT
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loose the power of their jizz-catcher, and caught a chunky load of creamy hot sperm, before dribbling the following: <snip well, that taught me something. not only does life suck, but you suck too! i feel strangely nicer now. — alt.CMMCollective: #0042 of 0069 "Mooching is Irrelevent." — "Blessed be the Followers of the Coke Truck." – Old CMM Saying. "that sig is my load, and i’m a road train." – The Lost Trucker. "You wouldn’t know a revolution if it bit you on the dick." – Frank — Brought to you by CGP Online, the CMM Collective, and Mister C of Nine http://www.users.bigpond.com/misterc http://www.users.bigpond.com/misterc/cmm/ — The Community Zero Site has all ten codes, and boobies! Go there now! <insert subliminals http://www.communityzero.com/altcmm "You’re a bunny squick." <message ends
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This is an almost guaranteed method of going from being suicidal to happy: First of all, you must free your mind from all the bullshit that has happened to you in your life. The easiest way to do this is by smoking cannabis regularly for at least a month or a few months. Free your mind. Depression is all inside your head. It will all come into place with the healing herb of life. -The Rastafarian
Depression is all inside your head. No shit, Sherlock. Where else would it be? It’s at least partially caused by neurological factors (such as low levels of active serotonin in the brain), and your approach is at least partially a neurological approach to dealing with depression. James
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(note to A.S.H. readers– either read this with an open mind, or simply ignore it if you honestly want to kill yourself) This is an almost guaranteed method of going from being suicidal to happy: First of all, you must free your mind from all the bullshit that has happened to you in your life. The easiest way to do this is by smoking cannabis regularly for at least a month or a few months. If cannabis laws are strict in your U.S. state or nation, you are sorta shit out of luck. If you live in a nation or U.S. state which has relatively lenient laws w/r to cannabis, you can proceed. If your job has regular drug testing, you are also somewhat shit outta luck. (check this page for more information: http://www.norml.org/legal/state_laws.shtml ) Quick list of U.S. states with lenient cannabis laws- Oregon, California, New York, Virginia.. [note: most of Europe is rather lenient w/r to cannabis] Anyway, after smoking cannabis for a few months, your perceptions of the world will more than likely change. When you go grocery shopping, get lots of fruits & vegetables, pasta, and avoid red meat. Avoid alcohol. You might notice that changing your diet to a healthy one will make you feel good almost all of the time. Cannabis will likely make your mind think in a more forward manner, rather than being depressed and always thinking you have to remember things, so do yourself a favor and purchase a Palm Pilot or simple notepad for writing important tasks down. If you can, move outside of cities. Move somewhere where you have lots of space and peace. Free your mind. Depression is all inside your head. Always listen to positive music and avoid negative thoughts and consuming negative media. Reform relationships with your family. It will all come into place with the healing herb of life. -The Rastafarian
