Kim's Evil Powers & Ian McDiarmid
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Don’t know where you got your info on Bobby, but he was never a member of the Family, and he only killed one person – he was 21 and scared himself after Charlie sliced Hinamn open; he panicked; I’m not saying he was right but he didn’t ‘certainly’ do more killing than Charlie. Also, Boby was a good looking guy, which women fall over themselves for all the time; and he was in a band; nothing charismatic in that. Your misinformation is appalling and wring to spread. M Newsgroups: alt.adoption View this article only
You’re googling posts from 8 months ago to make a point about a murderer? And I thought *I* had no life!
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Don’t know where you got your info on Bobby, but he was never a member of the Family, and he only killed one person – he was 21 and scared himself after Charlie sliced Hinamn open; he panicked; I’m not saying he was right but he didn’t ‘certainly’ do more killing than Charlie. Also, Boby was a good looking guy, which women fall over themselves for all the time; and he was in a band; nothing charismatic in that. Your misinformation is appalling and wring to spread. M Newsgroups: alt.adoption View this article only Sharon, an adult woman, was unusual for Polanski. Still, if the murders hadn’t happened, who knows how much his life might have normalized? ah but she was pregnant…do you think a baby would have changed things a whole lot?
The kid, the marriage – while they had an unconventional one they say he was genuinely in love with her. He’s a strange guy, terrible personal story as a kid, who knows? Manson certainly blew whatever chance Polanski had at even semi-normalcy. And Tex Watson – he and "the girls" did the killings. Charlie’s really just a nasty little punk who never killed anyone – strictly small-time. He claimed to have murdered some old dude in the desert. It’s possible, though unlikely. I think Charlie either invented it or farmed that one out as well. Vicious murderer Tex Watson became a little side issue, somehow. Nobody talks about him much, nor Bobby Beausoleil, but they were both just as freaky as Manson – maybe moreso – they certainly did more killing than Charlie ever did. The story goes that a big part of the reason they went on their bloody spree was to copycat one of Bobby’s murders, for which he was incarcerated at the time. Charlie figured the cops would have to let Bobby go if more killings went on while he was locked up. They did Tate/La Bianca just the way Bobby had done some drug dealer who pissed him off. Exactly. Bizarre wall-writing in blood – cutlery stuck in the body – it was all Bobby’s homicidal trademark before it was ever Manson’s. They also say that Bobby had a lot of Charlie’s Svengali quality. He was a physically beautiful man, and wanted to form his own ‘family’, much to Charlie’s dismay – especially the part about Bobby being good-looking. Getting him out of jail was supposed to bolster Manson’s power and give him a lever with Beausoleil. Bugliosi focused on the race-war angle at trial, and there was a lot of talk about that shit at the ranch, but he left the Beausoleil stuff alone. I don’t know why he chose that, as a prosecutor, but he put ‘em all away so this is not meant as a complaint. I just think it’s interesting. Sorry – I’m sure this is TMI… <g I blame my ACS for all the info I have on this bunch, research for my future as a serial killer. See this message in context.
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Susan: Can’t say we didn’t warn ya. Ha! Nobody said she could spread germy things through the computer! I thought it was something else. Silly GR – you forget, I am ALL-POWERFUL!
Oops. My bad. – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Nobody should live in an Ian-less Universe. She will not rest until everyone has an Ian in their lives. But I was so happy… so carefree… the world was my oyster… Ah, those were the days! Now – all I can see is this vision of… of… Ian McDiarmid – everywhere!!! Eeeeeeeek! Hope you are feeling better. Thanks – but not yet I’m afraid. <g Life will never be the same!
That’s for sure. GR
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<snip Helen: Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? Yeck. I found a whole site that was devoted to nothing but his alien anal-probe scenes (and posted frame by frame) in "Communion", along with wavs. I mean, who has THAT much time on their hands? LOL
Damn. And I thought *I* was tough. Whew! That’s some strong stomach ya got there kiddo. GR
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<snip Kim: It’s a good thing DeerWatson and Damsel Plum aren’t here – they’d flame you to a crisp! Let’m try – I’ll neither repent nor relent. I’ll just mention Gabriel Byrne…..
He’s got great hair. <g GR
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<snip Well, actually, in the scenes where the Horseman had no head, he was played by Ray Park. If that name sounds familiar, that’s because he was Toad in "X-Men" AND…. drumroll please… he was Darth Maul in "Star Wars" – yes, he was the apprentice of IAN MCDIARMID! Coincidence??? Again, I THINK NOT!
*gasp* This is just so…. spooky!! What’s that tag-line – "If coincidences are just coincidences, why do they seem so contrived?" Ha! Now where *is* that slut Mulder? GR
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<snip Well, I was hoping the Mind Ray/Nyquil combo would erase your memory…
No way. I’m forever haunted! <snip What, you’ve never heard of a computer virus? Not one that went up my nose, no. Hey, complain to Bill Gates, not me.
Oh sure, sure, blame it all on yet another Bill. The true nature of Kim’s evil powers was becoming clear to me – but the worst was yet to come… Bwha ha ha ha!!! To those of you who doubt me – please note the evil laughter. How do you know it’s EVIL laughter?
I can just tell. And besides, the "Bwha" at the beginning is a dead giveaway. <snip At least he wasn’t under your bed… I don’t know that for sure! I was too sick to have a look. Trust me, he wasn’t. You sent him to be under MY bed, along with Dame Edna – remember?
Right. I forgot. <snip That’s what YOU think! Actually, I had used the Mind Ray to render you paralyzed! My eviltude runneth over! Damn. I shoulda known Nyquil didn’t have that kind of power… Not even Extra-Strength Nyquil has as much power as my Mind Ray!
Damn. Leash that sucker, wouldya? There was nothing I could do but lay there and await the horror… the *horror*… Before that moment – I had lived in a totally Ian-less universe. But now you had to face the full brunt of his Ian-ness! And it was a terrible thing to behold… When I saw it in the theatre, the people in front of me would say his lines from "Star Wars" whenever he’d come on screen. It was funny the first time… it became less and less funny as the movie wore on.
Sounds awful. If it’s not "Rocky Horror" then everyone should shut the fuck up. Oh yeah, and how did you like the scene with that chick on the front porch?? He was all down the front of her dress – I was like, Damn, good for you, buddy! You go ahead!
I think I must have slept through that one. God is merciful! <snip All I can do is try to spare them… Are you kidding me? Since when do people listen to warnings like that? Don’t you go to the movies??
You mean they’re all out wandering around in the middle of the night in their jammies? Oh, and with only candles to light their way… until that evil breeze comes along… <snip True. Not even extra Nyquil could save me… Of course not – it wasn’t strong enough. But then, what is?
Heroin? Damn. I’m fresh out. Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! I did notice! Lovely teeth on that man… Yeah, he was a real looker, huh?
Yep. Bet he was a swell dancer, too! Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Omigod… he’s in league with you!!! But of course! Oh I can’t go back and face the peril… it’s too perilous! Have another shot of Nyquil.
Good idea. GR
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff The Evil One: There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? IIRC, through my germ-infested haze – sometimes he had a head and some pretty wacked out hair, too. He’s probably like the Cheshire Cat – you know, instead of fading away until only his grin remains, CW fades away and leaves remnants of his beloved – but absolutely vile – quiff, behind. Lucky HE wasn’t under your bed. Oh shiver and shudder….. It’s a good thing DeerWatson and Damsel Plum aren’t here – they’d flame you to a crisp!
Let’m try – I’ll neither repent nor relent. I’ll just mention Gabriel Byrne….. Helen – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff The Evil One: There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? IIRC, through my germ-infested haze – sometimes he had a head and some pretty wacked out hair, too. He’s probably like the Cheshire Cat – you know, instead of fading away until only his grin remains, CW fades away and leaves remnants of his beloved – but absolutely vile – quiff, behind. Lucky HE wasn’t under your bed. Oh shiver and shudder….. It’s a good thing DeerWatson and Damsel Plum aren’t here – they’d flame you to a crisp! Let’m try – I’ll neither repent nor relent. I’ll just mention Gabriel Byrne…..
Why? What’s up with Gabriel Byrne? Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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<snip Can’t say we didn’t warn ya.
Ha! Nobody said she could spread germy things through the computer! I thought it was something else. Nobody should live in an Ian-less Universe. She will not rest until everyone has an Ian in their lives.
But I was so happy… so carefree… the world was my oyster… Now – all I can see is this vision of… of… Ian McDiarmid – everywhere!!! Hope you are feeling better.
Thanks – but not yet I’m afraid. <g GR
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff The Evil One: There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? IIRC, through my germ-infested haze – sometimes he had a head and some pretty wacked out hair, too.
He’s probably like the Cheshire Cat – you know, instead of fading away until only his grin remains, CW fades away and leaves remnants of his beloved – but absolutely vile – quiff, behind. Lucky HE wasn’t under your bed. Oh shiver and shudder….. Helen – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – GR
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snip Can’t say we didn’t warn ya. Nobody should live in an Ian-less Universe. She will not rest until everyone has an Ian in their lives.
Ah, my new mission! Thanks, Susan! Hope you are feeling better.
Me too! Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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<snip Can’t say we didn’t warn ya. Ha! Nobody said she could spread germy things through the computer! I thought it was something else.
Silly GR – you forget, I am ALL-POWERFUL! Nobody should live in an Ian-less Universe. She will not rest until everyone has an Ian in their lives. But I was so happy… so carefree… the world was my oyster…
Ah, those were the days! Now – all I can see is this vision of… of… Ian McDiarmid – everywhere!!!
Eeeeeeeek! Hope you are feeling better. Thanks – but not yet I’m afraid. <g
Life will never be the same! Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE?
Well, actually, in the scenes where the Horseman had no head, he was played by Ray Park. If that name sounds familiar, that’s because he was Toad in "X-Men" AND…. drumroll please… he was Darth Maul in "Star Wars" – yes, he was the apprentice of IAN MCDIARMID! Coincidence??? Again, I THINK NOT! Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff The Evil One: There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? IIRC, through my germ-infested haze – sometimes he had a head and some pretty wacked out hair, too.
Yep – I think he stuck his head in a lightsocket or something. Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? Yeck. I found a whole site that was devoted to nothing but his alien anal-probe scenes (and posted frame by frame) in "Communion", along with wavs. I mean, who has THAT much time on their hands? LOL
Veronica? Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them! You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves! She turned me into a NEWT!
I DID??? [fumbling around with Mind Ray controls] Er, sorry about that…. Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff The Evil One: There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? IIRC, through my germ-infested haze – sometimes he had a head and some pretty wacked out hair, too. He’s probably like the Cheshire Cat – you know, instead of fading away until only his grin remains, CW fades away and leaves remnants of his beloved – but absolutely vile – quiff, behind. Lucky HE wasn’t under your bed. Oh shiver and shudder…..
It’s a good thing DeerWatson and Damsel Plum aren’t here – they’d flame you to a crisp! Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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<snip germy stuff
The Evil One: There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE?
IIRC, through my germ-infested haze – sometimes he had a head and some pretty wacked out hair, too. GR
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<snip sad tale of Kim’s puttin’ the whammy on me Damn! Ha. You thought I wouldn’t know?!? Fat chance.
Well, I was hoping the Mind Ray/Nyquil combo would erase your memory… <snip What, you’ve never heard of a computer virus? Not one that went up my nose, no.
Hey, complain to Bill Gates, not me. The true nature of Kim’s evil powers was becoming clear to me – but the worst was yet to come… Bwha ha ha ha!!! To those of you who doubt me – please note the evil laughter.
How do you know it’s EVIL laughter? <snip At least he wasn’t under your bed… I don’t know that for sure! I was too sick to have a look.
Trust me, he wasn’t. You sent him to be under MY bed, along with Dame Edna – remember? <snip That’s what YOU think! Actually, I had used the Mind Ray to render you paralyzed! My eviltude runneth over! Damn. I shoulda known Nyquil didn’t have that kind of power…
Not even Extra-Strength Nyquil has as much power as my Mind Ray! There was nothing I could do but lay there and await the horror… the *horror*… Before that moment – I had lived in a totally Ian-less universe. But now you had to face the full brunt of his Ian-ness! And it was a terrible thing to behold…
When I saw it in the theatre, the people in front of me would say his lines from "Star Wars" whenever he’d come on screen. It was funny the first time… it became less and less funny as the movie wore on. Oh yeah, and how did you like the scene with that chick on the front porch?? He was all down the front of her dress – I was like, Damn, good for you, buddy! You go ahead! Mercifully, the Nyquil gave me the strength to doze on and off throughout the film – and so I was spared the full brunt of Kim’s wicked plan. Curses! Foiled again?
*sigh* But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them! They’ll never believe you… until it happens to THEM! All I can do is try to spare them…
Are you kidding me? Since when do people listen to warnings like that? Don’t you go to the movies?? You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves! There is NO escape! True. Not even extra Nyquil could save me…
Of course not – it wasn’t strong enough. But then, what is? Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! I did notice! Lovely teeth on that man…
Yeah, he was a real looker, huh? Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Omigod… he’s in league with you!!!
But of course! Oh I can’t go back and face the peril… it’s too perilous!
Have another shot of Nyquil. Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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So – the other night I had insomnia and posted back and forth with our own Kim, ’til the wee hours of the morning. She was up with some sort of horrible, coughing, germy thing, or so she said. Little did I know that it was all just a cunning ruse. The next day – yesterday – I found myself feeling sick… as the day wore on, I felt worse and worse. I had mysteriously acquired the horrible, coughing, germy thing. The true nature of Kim’s evil powers was becoming clear to me – but the worst was yet to come… As I lay in my sickbed last night, a movie came on television – "Sleepy Hollow" with Johnny Depp, to whom I am intermittently devoted. As I watched the opening credits roll by, whose name should appear but that of IAN MCDIARMID!! Yes, the man himself was about to appear in my very own home… I tried to reach the remote control, but the horrible, coughing, germy thing (and a double shot of Nyquil) had rendered me unable to move. There was nothing I could do but lay there and await the horror… the *horror*… Before that moment – I had lived in a totally Ian-less universe. Mercifully, the Nyquil gave me the strength to doze on and off throughout the film – and so I was spared the full brunt of Kim’s wicked plan. But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them! You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves! GR
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So – the other night I had insomnia and posted back and forth with our own Kim, ’til the wee hours of the morning. She was up with some sort of horrible, coughing, germy thing, or so she said. Little did I know that it was all just a cunning ruse.
Damn! The next day – yesterday – I found myself feeling sick… as the day wore on, I felt worse and worse. I had mysteriously acquired the horrible, coughing, germy thing.
What, you’ve never heard of a computer virus? The true nature of Kim’s evil powers was becoming clear to me – but the worst was yet to come…
Bwha ha ha ha!!! As I lay in my sickbed last night, a movie came on television – "Sleepy Hollow" with Johnny Depp, to whom I am intermittently devoted. As I watched the opening credits roll by, whose name should appear but that of IAN MCDIARMID!! Yes, the man himself was about to appear in my very own home…
At least he wasn’t under your bed… I tried to reach the remote control, but the horrible, coughing, germy thing (and a double shot of Nyquil) had rendered me unable to move.
That’s what YOU think! Actually, I had used the Mind Ray to render you paralyzed! My eviltude runneth over! There was nothing I could do but lay there and await the horror… the *horror*… Before that moment – I had lived in a totally Ian-less universe.
But now you had to face the full brunt of his Ian-ness! Mercifully, the Nyquil gave me the strength to doze on and off throughout the film – and so I was spared the full brunt of Kim’s wicked plan.
Curses! But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them!
They’ll never believe you… until it happens to THEM! You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves!
There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – So – the other night I had insomnia and posted back and forth with our own Kim, ’til the wee hours of the morning. She was up with some sort of horrible, coughing, germy thing, or so she said. Little did I know that it was all just a cunning ruse. The next day – yesterday – I found myself feeling sick… as the day wore on, I felt worse and worse. I had mysteriously acquired the horrible, coughing, germy thing. The true nature of Kim’s evil powers was becoming clear to me – but the worst was yet to come… As I lay in my sickbed last night, a movie came on television – "Sleepy Hollow" with Johnny Depp, to whom I am intermittently devoted. As I watched the opening credits roll by, whose name should appear but that of IAN MCDIARMID!! Yes, the man himself was about to appear in my very own home… I tried to reach the remote control, but the horrible, coughing, germy thing (and a double shot of Nyquil) had rendered me unable to move. There was nothing I could do but lay there and await the horror… the *horror*… Before that moment – I had lived in a totally Ian-less universe. Mercifully, the Nyquil gave me the strength to doze on and off throughout the film – and so I was spared the full brunt of Kim’s wicked plan. But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them! You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves! GR
Can’t say we didn’t warn ya. Nobody should live in an Ian-less Universe. She will not rest until everyone has an Ian in their lives. Hope you are feeling better. Susan Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. — George Santayana
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<snip germy stuff There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF!
Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE? Helen – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Ghoulagirl "She lives in a totally Ian-less universe!" - John Cusack, "High Fidelity"
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <snip germy stuff There is NO escape! Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF! Walken without a HEAD? Ya mean his HAIR wasn’t THERE?
Yeck. I found a whole site that was devoted to nothing but his alien anal-probe scenes (and posted frame by frame) in "Communion", along with wavs. I mean, who has THAT much time on their hands? LOL – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Helen Coincidence? I THINK NOT! Ghoulagirl
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But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely
are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them! You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves! She turned me into a NEWT! Knifchick Con te patiro su navi per mari che io lo so no, no, non esistono piu con te io li vivro
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<snip sad tale of Kim’s puttin’ the whammy on me Damn!
Ha. You thought I wouldn’t know?!? Fat chance. <snip What, you’ve never heard of a computer virus?
Not one that went up my nose, no. The true nature of Kim’s evil powers was becoming clear to me – but the worst was yet to come… Bwha ha ha ha!!!
To those of you who doubt me – please note the evil laughter. <snip At least he wasn’t under your bed…
I don’t know that for sure! I was too sick to have a look. <snip That’s what YOU think! Actually, I had used the Mind Ray to render you paralyzed! My eviltude runneth over!
Damn. I shoulda known Nyquil didn’t have that kind of power… There was nothing I could do but lay there and await the horror… the *horror*… Before that moment – I had lived in a totally Ian-less universe. But now you had to face the full brunt of his Ian-ness!
And it was a terrible thing to behold… Mercifully, the Nyquil gave me the strength to doze on and off throughout the film – and so I was spared the full brunt of Kim’s wicked plan. Curses!
Foiled again? But be warned, my fellow alt.a-ers, these evil powers we joke about so freely are *real* and we must use the utmost caution when dealing with them! They’ll never believe you… until it happens to THEM!
All I can do is try to spare them… You’ll have to excuse me now, I have to go take some Dayquil, blow my nose a thousand times, cough up some truly disgusting stuff, and drink a gallon of orange juice. You’ve been warned…. Run for your lives! Save yourselves! There is NO escape!
True. Not even extra Nyquil could save me… Perhaps GR was too traumatized to notice that the Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" was portrayed by none other than our Most Noble And Revered Czar, Christopher Walken HIMSELF!
I did notice! Lovely teeth on that man… Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Omigod… he’s in league with you!!! Oh I can’t go back and face the peril… it’s too perilous! GR
