My wife refuses to help me…
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"Jugular Joe" <jugular…@sitewarp.com> wrote in message
news:3b548566.0204051736.5c622a56@posting.google.com… > My wife won’t help me proofread my burgeoning manuscript on category > theory. What’s wrong with women, anyway? You guys here’ll love > category theory. Tell me if the following is clear:
At last! A cure for insomnia….many thanks. :) Tai (goodness it’s only 9.15pm…..yaaaaaaaaaawwwwnnnnnn)
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Witless rube "Johan M. Olofsson" wrote in message <news:e70uauo43palblmj6s1npseu345atvligc@4ax.com
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> jugular…@sitewarp.com (Jugular Joe) wrote the following in message > <3b548566.0204051736.5c622…@posting.google.com>: > [snip really boring shit from a really boring person] > Your wife is fucking the manic depressive plumber she met on the > internet chat room.
…and crossposted it to 4 other newsgroups. Listen chump, If I need your help tro^H^H^H^Hre-educating USENET I’ll ask for it. Besides, you’re behind the times: ASM is transcending narrow provincialism to become the One True Newsgroup where no thread is left behind. Take your little cliquish a.m.mp3.kazaa enclave, for instance–who needs it? Y’all come on over to ASM; the "regulars" here love mp3s, and some of them haven’t downloaded kazaa yet so they will be eager to learn from a pro. Jugular Joe Grand USENET Unification Expert
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Jugular Joe wrote: > Witless rube "Johan M. Olofsson" wrote in message <news:e70uauo43palblmj6s1npseu345atvligc@4ax.com
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> > jugular…@sitewarp.com (Jugular Joe) wrote the following in message > > <3b548566.0204051736.5c622…@posting.google.com>: > > [snip really boring shit from a really boring person] > > Your wife is fucking the manic depressive plumber she met on the > > internet chat room. > …and crossposted it to 4 other newsgroups. Listen chump, If I need > your help tro^H^H^H^Hre-educating USENET I’ll ask for it. Besides, > you’re behind the times: ASM is transcending narrow provincialism to > become the One True Newsgroup where no thread is left behind. Take your > little cliquish a.m.mp3.kazaa enclave, for instance–who needs it? > Y’all come on over to ASM; the "regulars" here love mp3s, and some of > them haven’t downloaded kazaa yet so they will be eager to learn from a > pro. > Jugular Joe > Grand USENET Unification Expert
This horse is dead. Continued beating does not further prove your point, just that you can be irritating. Give it a rest, please. — Gale
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Gale <uniqg…@earthlink.net> wrote: > Jugular Joe wrote: > > Witless rube "Johan M. Olofsson" wrote: > > > Your wife is fucking the manic depressive plumber she met on the > > > internet chat room. > > …and crossposted it to 4 other newsgroups. Listen chump, <etc, etc> > This horse is dead. Continued beating does not further prove > your point, just that you can be irritating. Give it a rest, > please.
Gosh, Gale, do you really think so??? I mean, troll posts are *supposed* to be irritating and all, but if you don’t like it I guess I’d better come up with something more original. Ooh, I know: "Hi everyone I really need your help. My wife is fucking the manic depressive plumber she met on the internet chat room. She says she "loves" me but isn’t "in love" with me, and refuses to go to couples counseling. All of her actions demonstrate a fundamental lack of respect for me. Just last week she brought him to live in our master bedroom (I’ve been relegated to the couch downstairs). But I still love her. Please tell me what sort of groveling I can do that will win her back, because I refuse to acknowledge the obvious. E-mail me at door…@aol.com" This newsgroup is the most insensate equine there ever was, Gale. Same shit, day in and day out; a broken record. If I had serious marital problems, I could glean just as much by reading Google archives. In short, ya’ll might as well just retire. Or, we could all talk about something interesting, like digital cameras. Jugular Joe
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -Superfluous Joe wrote: > Gale <uniqg…@earthlink.net> wrote: > > Superfluous Joe wrote: > > > Witless rube "Johan M. Olofsson" wrote: > > > > Your wife is fucking the manic depressive plumber she met on the > > > > internet chat room. > > > …and crossposted it to 4 other newsgroups. Listen chump, <etc, etc> > > This horse is dead. Continued beating does not further prove > > your point, just that you can be irritating. Give it a rest, > > please. > Gosh, Gale, do you really think so??? I mean, troll posts are > *supposed* to be irritating and all, but if you don’t like it I guess > I’d better come up with something more original. > Ooh, I know: > "Hi everyone I really need your help. My wife is fucking the manic > depressive plumber she met on the internet chat room. She says she > "loves" me but isn’t "in love" with me, and refuses to go to couples > counseling. All of her actions demonstrate a fundamental lack of > respect for me. Just last week she brought him to live in our master > bedroom (I’ve been relegated to the couch downstairs). But I still > love her. Please tell me what sort of groveling I can do that will > win her back, because I refuse to acknowledge the obvious. E-mail me > at door…@aol.com" > This newsgroup is the most insensate equine there ever was, Gale. > Same shit, day in and day out; a broken record. If I had serious > marital problems, I could glean just as much by reading Google > archives. In short, ya’ll might as well just retire. > Or, we could all talk about something interesting, like digital > cameras. > Superfluous Joe
Aw, I’m so sad and sensitive about your what your wife did — good plumbers, even manic depressive ones, are hard to find. Here’s a hug… {{{{{{{{{{John B}}}}}}}}} Hope you feel better now. 
— Gale
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Gale <uniqg…@earthlink.net> wrote: > Aw, I’m so sad and sensitive about your what your wife did — > good plumbers, even manic depressive ones, are hard to find. > Here’s a hug… {{{{{{{{{{John B}}}}}}}}} > Hope you feel better now. >
LOL!
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>From: FranL >Or we could talk about teflon pans… I seem to be having a >problem…
How about tampons?
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"FranL" <franl…@hotmail.comcanyourspam> wrote in message
news:MPG.171d286735c0aee989d8e@news.md.comcast.giganews.com… > In article <20020409171113.24793.00002…@mb-cf.aol.com>, > jadelee111…@aol.com says… > > >From: FranL > > >Or we could talk about teflon pans… I seem to be having a > > >problem…
They don’t last for ever unfortunately. 
I have a great teflon wok at the moment which also has a glass lid. Wonderful for stir fires. > > How about tampons? > Oh sure! When I unwrap one, my dogs think it’s something > to eat. Imagine having an audience of four…
LOL Or "What are you doing with that, Mummy?" And then you have to draw diagrams…. I’ve been hearing good reports of the "Keeper" so I may have to lash out with the huge $ outlay and buy one just to satisfy my own curiosity. Tai
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>From: FranL >Oh sure! When I unwrap one, my dogs think it’s something >to eat. Imagine having an audience of four…
LOL! My daughter used to come running into the bathroom when I’d unwrap one thinking it was candy.
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In article <kNKs8.14615$vc3.50…@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, "Tai" <tainu…@yahoo.com> wrote: > Wonderful for stir fires.
I think maybe you’re not doing it right. You shouldn’t be seeing flames. Jenni
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>From: "Tai" tainu…@yahoo.com >And then you have to draw diagrams….
I read this quickly and thought it said diaphrams. The keeper…well, I figure it’s similar to a diphram and they are pretty gross. How much are they?
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"Jenni" <numbat_ex…@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:numbat_ex_oz-0904022251480001@192.168.0.252… > In article <kNKs8.14615$vc3.50…@news-server.bigpond.net.au>, "Tai" > <tainu…@yahoo.com> wrote: > > Wonderful for stir fires. > I think maybe you’re not doing it right. You shouldn’t be seeing flames.
lol That’d be my special recipe for flamb
