Human speed bump
Question:
kitten on the shoe rack, was chewing on laces and fell asleep with a lace in its mouth! sandra
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hi, All Last night I was sitting on the couch reading, when I suddenly became a human speed bump in the ever-present search for more exciting obstacles in the kittens’ racetrack. Or maybe they didn’t even realize I was there. Whatever. Anywho, they were racing around the room dodging and jumping from one obstacle to another, either chasing one another or just in high spirits, when first Cowboy then Spirit ran across my lap for the seventeenth time. Suddenly Spirit tripped on my leg and sprawled gracelessly across my lap, front paws and head on the couch, rear end on my right leg. After a bit, I noticed she wasn’t moving. My first thought was that the poor little thing had broken her neck or something. But when I looked closer, I saw that she was breathing slowly and softly, just the faintest little snore coming from her. She had fallen asleep in mid chase. Damn, I wish I could do that. Cheers, Dave — When a woman told her husband she wanted implants because her breasts were too small, he told her to just rub toilet paper between them. "How’s that going to help?" she wanted to know. "I don’t know," he said, "but it sure worked on your butt."
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say about Human speed bump: seventeenth time. Suddenly Spirit tripped on my leg and sprawled gracelessly across my lap, front paws and head on the couch, rear end on my right leg. After a bit, I noticed she wasn’t moving. My first thought was that the poor little thing had broken her neck or something. But when I looked closer, I saw that she was breathing slowly and softly, just the faintest little snore coming from her. She had fallen asleep in mid chase.
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<snip Suddenly Spirit tripped on my leg and sprawled gracelessly across my lap, front paws and head on the couch, rear end on my right leg. After a bit, I noticed she wasn’t moving. My first thought was that the poor little thing had broken her neck or something. But when I looked closer, I saw that she was breathing slowly and softly, just the faintest little snore coming from her. She had fallen asleep in mid chase.
Yup, that sounds like a kitten all right. They only have two speeds. full ahead and full stop. Helen Wheels
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try having a 5kg 10 month old kitten using your chest as a spring board.lol. my ferret would do fall asleep things like that but in his case i liken it to sleep walking. he would be asleep on my lap, and take off. if he kept going he was awake but on the times i managed to stop him hed start his little snoring straight up. — krystal_kat http://earthenticity.tripod.com
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hi, All Last night I was sitting on the couch reading, when I suddenly became a human speed bump in the ever-present search for more exciting obstacles in the kittens’ racetrack. Or maybe they didn’t even realize I was there. Whatever. Anywho, they were racing around the room dodging and jumping from one obstacle to another, either chasing one another or just in high spirits, when first Cowboy then Spirit ran across my lap for the seventeenth time. Suddenly Spirit tripped on my leg and sprawled gracelessly across my lap, front paws and head on the couch, rear end on my right leg. After a bit, I noticed she wasn’t moving. My first thought was that the poor little thing had broken her neck or something. But when I looked closer, I saw that she was breathing slowly and softly, just the faintest little snore coming from her. She had fallen asleep in mid chase. Damn, I wish I could do that. Cheers, Dave — When a woman told her husband she wanted implants because her breasts were too small, he told her to just rub toilet paper between them. "How’s that going to help?" she wanted to know. "I don’t know," he said, "but it sure worked on your butt."
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Hi, All Last night I was sitting on the couch reading, when I suddenly became a human speed bump in the ever-present search for more exciting obstacles in the kittens’ racetrack. Or maybe they didn’t even realize I was there. Whatever. Anywho, they were racing around the room dodging and jumping from one obstacle to another, either chasing one another or just in high spirits, when first Cowboy then Spirit ran across my lap for the seventeenth time. Suddenly Spirit tripped on my leg and sprawled gracelessly across my lap, front paws and head on the couch, rear end on my right leg. After a bit, I noticed she wasn’t moving. My first thought was that the poor little thing had broken her neck or something. But when I looked closer, I saw that she was breathing slowly and softly, just the faintest little snore coming from her. She had fallen asleep in mid chase. Damn, I wish I could do that. Cheers, Dave — When a woman told her husband she wanted implants because her breasts were too small, he told her to just rub toilet paper between them. "How’s that going to help?" she wanted to know. "I don’t know," he said, "but it sure worked on your butt."
